The Emu is my Spirit Animal

The Emu is my Spirit Animal

$18.75
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Genre: Family Humor
Tag: Recommended Books
ASIN: 1598131412
ISBN: 0997466014

Have you ever observed the emu’s glorious pattern of sprinting and felt overwhelmed by a spiritual affinity with this graceful and elegant creature?

Second question: Do you poop way more than a normal person?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, then this book is for you!

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About the Book

I have anxiety, chronic migraines, and I too, poop way more than a normal person!

I’ll admit my life has gone wildly off course…But the mystical emu doesn’t care about staying on course. She knows that the zigzagged journey is the one of adventure!

Even if one might look like a lunatic while traveling it…

The sacred emu knows that she holds great potential for providing entertainment to others along the way.

So welcome to my world and welcome to my book. Don’t forget to grab it for your next poop break!

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